mom: in the Philippines I always got sick
me: uhhh cuz it's kinda dirty there.you guys poop in the river
dad: nooo that's clean!
me: what are you talking about?!
dad: we don't even poo in the river,we poo in the backyard
me: DAD that's the SAME THING. you guys even have like dead flies and rocks in the water pitchers with "FILTERS" on it already
mom: maybe that's why we got diarrhea a lot
dad: nooo our bodies got strong because of that
me: you guys even made me shower under the water pump in a big cooking pan that you guys cooked pancit in right after!
dad: well still! you didn't see ANYTHING.that's all clean! we washed our face with the water in the algae and the poon-guy
dad: yknow, the bacteria!
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