February 2010
philippines
mom: in the Philippines I always got sick
me: uhhh cuz it's kinda dirty there.you guys poop in the river
dad: nooo that's clean!
me: what are you talking about?!
dad: we don't even poo in the river,we poo in the backyard
me: DAD that's the SAME THING. you guys even have like dead flies and rocks in the water pitchers with "FILTERS" on it already
mom: maybe that's why we got diarrhea a lot
dad: nooo our bodies got strong because of that
me: you guys even made me shower under the water pump in a big cooking pan that you guys cooked pancit in right after!
dad: well still! you didn't see ANYTHING.that's all clean! we washed our face with the water in the algae and the poon-guy
me: poon-guy???
dad: yknow, the bacteria!
To those who are married, not married and soon to...
cinderellaanne:
lovemayism:
When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce.. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words,...
